psa to my mutuals: if i haven’t reblogged your selfie it’s probably because i didn’t see it and you are more than welcome to be like “hey i posted a selfie wanna reblog it?” because i want you to feel cute and validated and i’m 100% here for making you happy by reblogging your selfie okay
I am an adult. I am going to buy the spongebob dvd set.
I am an Adult. I can not afford the Spongebob DVD set
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
“omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg” no how about i steal your credit card and fuck your brother instead hhahaha
David luiz scores the first goal against Chile
nice refs (:
TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES